Stop pretending these bands are cool.
31 awful bands millennials should stop pretending are good.
There are a lot of bands out there. It's thus no surprise that many of these bands would be really, really terrible. Like, so bad. So, SO bad. What IS surprising is just how many of these bands are absolutely beloved by millennials. Wait, hold on, did I say surprising? Wow, that's way off -- there's nothing at all surprising about millennials, the most myopic, me-focused of generations, having atrocious musical tastes. And boy howdy, do they -- some of these bands don't even qualify as "music," let alone "good music." The Fleet Foxes, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Chainsmokers, LCD Soundsystem, Say Anything...how can anyone listen to this crap? A lot of them really seem like bands millennials collectively decided they liked purely because they were different
, as if being different was somehow sonically synonymous with being something you could listen to without wanting to put out your eardrums. I mean, since millennials ruin everything, why would it be surprising that they also ruin music?
Without further ado, here are 31 of the most terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad bands millennials love to itty bitty pieces. If you don't dislike all of these bands, you should feel very, very ashamed of yourself.